“For my housewarming, I’m baking berry hotcakes.”

Released in 1993 by Milton Bradley, Maniac Mouse was a dexterity game for children ages 4 and up.

“Oh buy us, oh buy us, oh buy us we beg. For if you don’t buy us, we’ll break you in the leg.”

Wham-O reinvigorated the hula hoop craze by adding sound!

“You can be the judge and award P.J. the gold medal.”

“To boldly go where no child has gone before.”

Before Kenner struck pay dirt with their Star Wars toy line, the company released a series different action figures that included a fully articulated canine named Duke.

“Cobra, the beautiful black Big Wheel you can put your name on.”

In 1979, Kenner released Sea Wees, a new line of dolls crafted for use in and out of water.

“We better check her bionic systems.”

In the 1960s, Pressman released Luscious Limbs, a wacky product that allowed children to “feast on edible ears and other parts of the body.”

“Fonzie’s cool, not a square.”