“You can be the judge and award P.J. the gold medal.”

“To boldly go where no child has gone before.”

Before Kenner struck pay dirt with their Star Wars toy line, the company released a series different action figures that included a fully articulated canine named Duke.

“Cobra, the beautiful black Big Wheel you can put your name on.”

In 1979, Kenner released Sea Wees, a new line of dolls crafted for use in and out of water.

“We better check her bionic systems.”

In the 1960s, Pressman released Luscious Limbs, a wacky product that allowed children to “feast on edible ears and other parts of the body.”

“Fonzie’s cool, not a square.”

The Gigantic Frankenstein All Plastic Assembly Kit was a model kit produced by Aurora in the 1960s that stood a whopping 19-inches tall.

“It’s outta control!”

Released in 1962 by Hubley, Golferino was a 9-hole tabletop miniature golf course molded in high-impact plastic.

“How ’bout an extra arm?”